Nov 29, 2012 11:00pm PST
) >> president barack obama, mitt romney just wrached up lunch in the private dining room at the white house. >> jon: i can't believe it-- mitt romney, the guy is just lucky! he probably barely donated much money at all but he still got-- (laughter) the event was actually closed to cameras but we do have footage of governor romney arriving at the white house. i believe that is him there and then he's getting out and then-- (laughter) that's-- campaign is over. so he doesn't have to pre-- pretend any more. can wear that serengeti lion sash he hadn't been wearing. by the way, obama couldn't have met the guy in a restaurant? had to make him come to the white house? that's some cold brew. hey, romney, what's up, man, hey, sn it funny, you almost lived here. yeah, this was almost your place, 3 million bus, you know what i mean? oh you worked so hard for seven years and-- you were just about to knock and go in and-- [bleep] anyway, check out what you have been missing. if you lived here you could be doing right now, watch this, watch this give me a monte chris o san witch, you like adele, get me a
Nov 27, 2012 7:30pm PST
this is why businessmen shouldn't be in politics-- (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> jon: it's over! romney didn't win it, it's okay. you can stop. >> but he was convinced that as a businessman he could negotiate anything. and if he could sit down across the table from adolf hitler and say adolf, what does germany need, i'll get it for you, just let the jews go. and stop this nonsense. take what you've got and let's go home. >> jon: he wanted the jews to be let go and was going to set them newspaper africa so he wasn't that far off. you can stick around for a little bit. we'll talk a little bit about the family. patriarch is on the book shelves now, a little bit more for the web, david nassaw. (cheers and applause) >> jon: that's our show, here it is, your moment of zen. >> it's a black friday tradition. - they're good? - yeah. - okay, that one right there. corner. couch. - whoo! whoo! that one's good. - yeah? good? all right, we're on a roll. blake's back. welcome home. - whoo! all right.
Dec 4, 2012 11:00pm PST
amongst women. vaginas repel rape sperm. (laughter) romney somehow lost by 11 points. it's a fact republicans can't ignore if they want to win back the white house in two thousand and ever. (laughter) no band-aid solutions. g.o.p. can't just throw in a free pedicure every mandatory ultrasound and call it a day. we're talking about making a real place for minorities and women in a modern republican party and i think the republican party gets that. i assume. >> in washington tonight, the g.o.p. is dealing with the issue of optics and diversity in politics, getting a lot of coverage of the congressional committee chairs selected thus far for the next congress. they are all white males. (audience reacts) >> jon: oh, i guess they all look alike to you, williams. (laughter) i'll have you know, there is a great deal of diversity and variety in that group. for instance, with these three gentlemen alone look like the kind of guys who would sell you three very different types of insurance. (laughter) and look at this guy! paul ryan! that guy's god a widow's peak. that's weird. that's differ